Things To Torment Shane
dolcecrossing:

HELP I NEED AN ADULT.

dolcecrossing:

HELP I NEED AN ADULT.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: The Avengers
““Brother,” Thor boomed, “I must copulate with you now!””
(This fic was also on AO3)

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: The Avengers

“Brother,” Thor boomed, “I must copulate with you now!””

(This fic was also on AO3)

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Avengers
“Steve resisted the urge to punch the air in triumph – he’d literally fucked Tony Stark’s brains out.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Avengers

“Steve resisted the urge to punch the air in triumph – he’d literally fucked Tony Stark’s brains out.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Avengers
“Thor, superhuman resilience and ancient warrior’s courage aside, pulls out of the Hulk’s mouth so fast that it’s like one of those Wile E. Coyote cartoons; Steve swears he can see a little puff of smoke where Thor’s dick used to be.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Avengers

Thor, superhuman resilience and ancient warrior’s courage aside, pulls out of the Hulk’s mouth so fast that it’s like one of those Wile E. Coyote cartoons; Steve swears he can see a little puff of smoke where Thor’s dick used to be.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Mass Effect
“Grunt growled impatiently as he lifted his ass off the bed so he could yank his ding-a-ling free. He grabbed himself by the shaft, and he shouted at his unruly organ: “Stupid thing! Why do you have to be so hard all the damn time!”
His ding-a-ling had nothing to say, of course, and Grunt sighed as he let it go.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Mass Effect

“Grunt growled impatiently as he lifted his ass off the bed so he could yank his ding-a-ling free. He grabbed himself by the shaft, and he shouted at his unruly organ: “Stupid thing! Why do you have to be so hard all the damn time!”

His ding-a-ling had nothing to say, of course, and Grunt sighed as he let it go.”

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